I watched a BBC documentary today on YouTube (link below), narrated by the brilliant Mark Gatiss (Sherlock), about 19th-century ghost story writer Montague Rhodes James, aka. M. R. Jamesâor, if you knew him well: just plain olâ âMontyâ James. Iâm not sure whether âknowing him wellâ would have been a plus or a minus after having watched the documentary, entitled M. R. James: Ghost Writer, which focused on Jamesâ keen ability to write terrifying ghost stories.
It was uncanny. What the heck went on in that antiquarian head of his? Do we even want to know? I meanâthe man could scare the trousers off a college boy.
(A little inside jokeâ no offense, Monty.) đ

Robert Lloyd Parry as M. R. James in the 2013 BBC documentary âM. R. James: Ghost Writerâ (YouTube below).
James is known the world over as the undisputed master of the âEnglishâ ghost storyâalthough, why we need to qualify these stories as âEnglishâ is beyond me…slow your roll, Lizâyour fanny may be on the throne, but that doesnât mean you have the power to run the rest of us! đđ¤
We are all collectively âhumanâ in the end, arenât we?
Monty James was, and still is, the master of the âhumanâ ghost story.
If you havenât read the ghost stories of M. R. James, you should.
You can own the complete stories in a book that fits in the palm of your hand (see my photo below)âor a larger, illustrated edition; or a collectible first editionâwhatever suits your ghostly fancy.
Just be warned. These stories arenât for the night timeâwell, I mean they areâbut they arenâtâitâs all about the resolve of your nerve. (I was going to say âitâs all about the size of your ballsâ…but Liz is listening.đ)
The story that caught my attentionââLost Heartsââis one Iâve not yet had the pleasure of reading. In the documentary today, Montyâbrilliantly acted by Robert Lloyd Parry, a man who not only resembles M. R. James, but has a little snarl to his smile that sorta makes you wonderâis reading âLost Heartsâ to a group of 19th-century Oxford boys, at night, with nothing but the golden glow of a candle…quivering.
He reaches the point in the tale where the spectre of a young boy appears to Stephen Elliottâanoher young boy, this one very much aliveâand Stephen notices the spectreâs clawlike fingernailsâwhich have left scratch marks on the bedroom door, and tears in Stephenâs nightshirtsâover the chest area…